Man Flu - (The Common Cold)
Man Flu has been around since the beginning of time. Universally referred to as a ‘common cold’ by the farer sex, this ailment is far more serious than they appreciate. Not only is it debilitating but it is also highly infectious which is why man must phone in sick at work, refrain from any form of exertion and ensure there is a good lady on standby to wait on your every need.
Even in this day and age there is no known cure. Scientists are still searching for some kind of treatment but have stipulated that until such time the best one can do is consume vast amounts of tea and ensure that your feet are constantly elevated, biding time until this aggressive virus passes.
Food Poisoning – (Hangover)
Food poisoning is a common complaint for men and women alike. Causing extreme stomach pains, violent sickness and uncontrollable diarrhoea, this condition can ultimately result in hospital admission. Statistics show that men are affected far more frequently than women; especially after a night out on the town, consuming vast amounts of alcohol. These men often become victims of poorly cooked fast-food that is prepared and sold from dirty, run down premises, always resulting in the onslaught of food poisoning.
Once again the only known cure is to lie in a dark room, leaving children and all household chores to your good lady. Only time can cure this together with a few good vomiting sessions.
Exhaustion – (A Bit Tired)
Man goes to work and he works hard. When he gets home after a few well earned pints in the local pub with his friends and colleagues he rightly expects the children to be in bed, the house to be spotlessly clean and his dinner to be on the table. He has had a hard day at work and is exhausted and after all, women do have the super gene that enables them to also go out and work full-time as well as cooking, cleaning and looking after the children.
Men are commonly misunderstood and women just can’t possibly appreciate what it feels like to be exhausted.
Superman – (Doing your bit)
After a day-off from work, home alone without the screaming kids and nagging wife, man can finally relax and recuperate, enjoying a well earned rest. There is a mountain of housework but that can wait until another day. An hour before the good lady is due home he quickly puts a heap of multi-coloured clothes into the washing machine, hovers the front room and dusts around the multitude of ornaments. Stood proudly in the hallway he waits for his wife to walk through the front door to boast of his great achievements.
But woman are never satisfied with man’s efforts. Do they not realise that man does not possess superhuman powers like they do, enabling multi-tasking and incredible efficiency?
Source:There's Men and Their Ways, Then There's the Truth
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