Dear Diary,
God hasn’t been keeping me up to date with events very well because I’ve only just heard that Seth got married recently and had a son called Enosh. God hadn’t told me about any other women being around Adam and Eve’s place except those he must have made in the land of Nod and since Seth’s still living with his mum and dad he must have married one of his sisters! God didn’t tell me about those either - only interested in male children really. I suppose it’s all right to marry his sister in the circumstances though it seems a little strange to me. But then, if there are no spare women, what other choice would he have?
Enosh is very different from Seth when he was a baby. Much prettier and he had a tooth growing already when he popped out.
By the way, since I last wrote to you I’ve made four hundred and thirteen more cardigans, fifty-five tapestries and a hundred and eighty seven pairs of socks. I’ve got the tapestries on the walls and they do look nice, even if I say it myself but God hasn’t worn any of the cardigans or the socks and they’re taking up a lot of space.
I wish he’d make me some cupboards to keep them all in. It’s such a little thing to ask being as how it’s so easy for him. He could say “Let there be this massive cupboard for my wife to keep her knitting in” just like that but he’s got no consideration for me.
Source:Mrs. God’s Diary - Day 85,832
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